The roadmap
Four phases, a lot of fire, and one very determined dog. This is a parody roadmap for a joke project — nothing here is a promise, a product or financial advice.
Phase 1
LiveLeash off
- Community launch: Discord, X and the world's least serious whitepaper
- Fair launch with liquidity locked and contract renounced
- Live meme stock and meme coin ticker board on site
Phase 2
In progressBurn the biscuits
- Quarterly buyback-and-burn funded by a slice of trading volume
- Public burn tracker so every torched token is verifiable on-chain
- Diamond-hands rewards: hold 90 days, get a bigger share of the pot
Phase 3
PlannedPower to the puppers
- Browser arcade with a high-score leaderboard and seasonal prizes
- Community treasury with holder voting on burns, listings and charity
- Staking vault where staked tokens earn from the burn treasury
Phase 4
PlannedTo the moon (allegedly)
- Tier-one exchange listings and a cross-chain bridge
- Charity drive: consoles and games donated to children's hospitals
- The Big Burn: a one-off supply reduction voted on by holders
