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The roadmap

Four phases, a lot of fire, and one very determined dog. This is a parody roadmap for a joke project — nothing here is a promise, a product or financial advice.

  1. Phase 1

    Live

    Leash off

    • Community launch: Discord, X and the world's least serious whitepaper
    • Fair launch with liquidity locked and contract renounced
    • Live meme stock and meme coin ticker board on site
  2. Phase 2

    In progress

    Burn the biscuits

    • Quarterly buyback-and-burn funded by a slice of trading volume
    • Public burn tracker so every torched token is verifiable on-chain
    • Diamond-hands rewards: hold 90 days, get a bigger share of the pot
  3. Phase 3

    Planned

    Power to the puppers

    • Browser arcade with a high-score leaderboard and seasonal prizes
    • Community treasury with holder voting on burns, listings and charity
    • Staking vault where staked tokens earn from the burn treasury
  4. Phase 4

    Planned

    To the moon (allegedly)

    • Tier-one exchange listings and a cross-chain bridge
    • Charity drive: consoles and games donated to children's hospitals
    • The Big Burn: a one-off supply reduction voted on by holders